Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job
NORTH POLE – Things are looking up for Dan Weston, a former Naughty Dog employee who quit his career in game development to join Santa’s workshop as an elf. Weston, who previously worked on The Last Of Us: Part II, confirmed that he’s looki…
Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain
GHENT, Belgium — Larian Studios, the company behind Baldur’s Gate 3 and the Divinity series, announced this week that their CEO Swen Vincke has been… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read the full masterpiece</a>
As a Rollerblading Graffiti Artist, I Resent How Easy “Jet Grind Radio” Makes My Job Look
Santa Accidentally Schedules Final Fantasy XIV Raid for Christmas Eve
NORTH POLE — Santa Claus may be late starting his annual delivery run due to accidentally scheduling a Final Fantasy XIV raid on Christmas Eve,… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read the full masterpiece</a>
Man Changes Names and Dates on Captain Marvel Posts to Shit on Upcoming Supergirl Movie
BOISE, Idaho — After the recent release of the Supergirl movie trailer, Mitch Nesbitt, a veteran of spreading hatred towards the Captain Marvel film and… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>
Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize
Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa
ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — Local gamer and ‘Fallout’ player Jeffrey O’Toole has found a new way to bond with his grandfather Brian via their shared… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>
Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles
NORTH POLE — Immortal elf Santa Claus confirmed that Xbox consoles will no longer be included in his yearly gift distribution event after they disappeared… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read the full masterpiece</a>
Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms
LOS ANGELES — In a return to The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast, famed film director, Quentin Tarantino, shared that stepping on Lego blocks with his… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read more nonsense</a>
Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy
ORLANDO, Fla. — Diehard Disney fan Adam Finemann was ecstatic to notice in his colonoscopy results that his bowels contained a hidden Mickey, sources confirmed. … <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>
Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms
LOS ANGELES — In a return to The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast, famed film director, Quentin Tarantino, shared that stepping on Lego blocks with his… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Get the full story</a>
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Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job
NORTH POLE – Things are looking up for Dan Weston, a former Naughty Dog employee who quit his career in game development to join Santa’s workshop as an elf. Weston, who previously worked on The Last Of Us: Part II,…
Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain
GHENT, Belgium — Larian Studios, the company behind Baldur’s Gate 3 and the Divinity series,…
As a Rollerblading Graffiti Artist, I Resent How Easy “Jet Grind Radio” Makes My Job Look
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Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize
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Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa
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