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Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain
GHENT, Belgium — Larian Studios, the company behind Baldur’s Gate 3 and the Divinity series, announced this week that their CEO Swen Vincke has been replaced with an Elder Brain. “Swen did great work leading the company for many years…
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