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Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize VIDEO GAMES

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize

LUCA, Spira — This week, Maester of Yevon and Minister of Temple Affairs Seymour Guado was awarded a special Blitzball Peace Prize by the officials… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read more nonsense</a>

Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles VIDEO GAMES

Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles

NORTH POLE — Immortal elf Santa Claus confirmed that Xbox consoles will no longer be included in his yearly gift distribution event after they disappeared… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Get the full story</a>

Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy ENTERTAINMENT

Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy

ORLANDO, Fla. — Diehard Disney fan Adam Finemann was ecstatic to notice in his colonoscopy results that his bowels contained a hidden Mickey, sources confirmed. … <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue reading this gem</a>

Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms ENTERTAINMENT

Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms

LOS ANGELES — In a return to The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast, famed film director, Quentin Tarantino, shared that stepping on Lego blocks with his… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue this tale</a>

#RestoreTheSnyderverse Guy Changes Address On Anthrax Envelope ENTERTAINMENT

#RestoreTheSnyderverse Guy Changes Address On Anthrax Envelope

BOISE, Idaho — After the announcement of Netflix’s intent to buy out Warner Brothers film and streaming businesses, local Zack Snyder fan Harrison Watford has… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue reading this gem</a>

“Death by Lightning” Reveals President James Garfield Hated Mondays ENTERTAINMENT

“Death by Lightning” Reveals President James Garfield Hated Mondays

LOS ANGELES — Netflix’s new historical miniseries “Death by Lightning”, which focuses on the career and ultimate assassination of the 20th U.S. President James Garfield,… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Read the full masterpiece</a>

Link Missing After US Military Blows Up King of Red Lions VIDEO GAMES

Link Missing After US Military Blows Up King of Red Lions

CARIBBEAN SEA — Scattered flotsam is all that remains of Link’s ship after being struck by the US military, according to leaked Signal chats. “I… <a href="https://hard-drive.net/" class="font-medium" style="color: #5c23a9;" onmouseover="this.style.color='#a76ef5'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#5c23a9'">Continue reading this gem</a>

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Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize

LUCA, Spira — This week, Maester of Yevon and Minister of Temple Affairs Seymour Guado was awarded a special Blitzball Peace Prize by the officials of the Church of Yevon “We are honored to award this peace prize to Seymour…

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