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November 24, 2020

Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard Drive columnist, Author McEl-Boy, and…

November 7, 2020

Editorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, Really

Editorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, Really

There are a lot of crazy things going on in the world these days. Biden has defeated Trump in the 2020 presidential election, there’s a…

October 27, 2020

The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell

The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell

I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the game does kind of take…

October 22, 2020

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s scraggly purple stick man, Waluigi.…

October 8, 2020

Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor

Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor

Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is a tragedy, and we’re all…

October 6, 2020

All Cops Are Bastards Even If They Can Collect All Five COMBO Letters While Scoring 12,376,400 Points

All Cops Are Bastards Even If They Can Collect All Five COMBO Letters While Scoring 12,376,400 Points

Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused from the rule that all…

October 4, 2020

Opinion: Trust Me Dude, Just Buy a PS5, We’ll Totally Play Together

Opinion: Trust Me Dude, Just Buy a PS5, We’ll Totally Play Together

Listen, we’ve been friends for years now, and I think it’s time we take our brotastic adventures one step further. So, I need you to…

September 7, 2020

Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed by the liberal media, seem…

July 28, 2020

Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a whole slate of new video…