April 1, 2022 Hey, Why Don’t You Pricks Like Me? Hey, Why Don’t You Pricks Like Me? Hey fuckheads, the commies at Hard Drive stopped being complete dicks long enough to let me explain some things to all of you idiots. Let…
March 21, 2022 Opinion: Pokémon Should Pay Their Trainer for the Right to Live in a Pokéball Opinion: Pokémon Should Pay Their Trainer for the Right to Live in a Pokéball It’s about time we address the elephant in the room: Pokémon simply have it too good. When they’re not battling other Pokémon until they pass…
February 2, 2022 Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about the Metaverse and all the…
January 14, 2022 Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun This week, Nintendo released new footage of Kirby: The Forgotten Land featuring the titular pink puffball character displaying a new copy ability: the right to…
December 31, 2021 How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore As we march into 2022, it’s important to take stock of new technologies and how they can help advance the culture that we are a…
December 8, 2021 Opinion: Their Life Points are Low, There’s No Way They’re Coming Back! Opinion: Their Life Points are Low, There’s No Way They’re Coming Back! Ha-ha! Tremble in fear at my formidable Duel Monsters skills, onlookers! It is I, Literally Any Fucking ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Rival Character You Can Possibly Imagine, and…
November 2, 2021 Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better Seems like each year the online talking heads and so-called professional critics mark off time in their calendar for a big dumb argument about whether…
September 14, 2021 Opinion: Putting a Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the Bible Opinion: Putting a Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the Bible If there’s one thing everybody knows about me, it’s that I love realism. Can’t get enough of it. So you can imagine my dismay yesterday,…
August 17, 2021 We Have Decided, As an Editorial Team, to Not Look Up What the ‘Boyfriend Dungeon’ Story Is We Have Decided, As an Editorial Team, to Not Look Up What the ‘Boyfriend Dungeon’ Story Is The video game world is lighting up with hot takes about a new video game titled Boyfriend Dungeon, the importance of artistic integrity, and how…
