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July 13, 2021

Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye

Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye

When it comes to film adaptations of video games, the general consensus is that they are all terrible. And yet, there is one video game…

July 9, 2021

Someone Called Me an Idiot Online: How Did They Know?

Someone Called Me an Idiot Online: How Did They Know?

There I was, just sitting around minding my own business on a normal day like any other, when suddenly I heard the ding of a…

July 9, 2021

You’re Going to Buy It Anyway, Aren’t You, You Greedy Little Piggy?

You’re Going to Buy It Anyway, Aren’t You, You Greedy Little Piggy?

C’mon, tell me I’m a bad company. Oh, I’ve been so bad. Go on, tweet those before and after pictures of Alex Jones. Label them…

July 7, 2021

‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’ Has Aged Terribly Because My Cartridge Broke

‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’ Has Aged Terribly Because My Cartridge Broke

Whether you like it or not, some video games age badly. While many titles will stand the test of time, the 2001 Nintendo 64 game…

July 2, 2021

Opinion: It’s 2021 Let the Monkey Out of the Dang Ball

Opinion: It’s 2021 Let the Monkey Out of the Dang Ball

Nintendo recently announced Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, and while that is all well and fine and I am as excited to play these remastered…

June 27, 2021

Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You

Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You

As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that may have been acceptable to…

June 26, 2021

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

I’m not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I’m just a random businessman. While I don’t…

May 29, 2021

Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It

Stranger Wearing Shirt of Game You Like Would Probably Really Like to Talk About It

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study conducted at the University of Richmond suggests that more often than not, that stranger wearing a shirt of your…

March 19, 2021

Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean

Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean

It’s no secret that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is running out of good characters. Moon Knight? Shang-Chi? Professor X? Who even are these people? Everyone…