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Just Dance 2023 Edition to Include Cybergoths-Under-the-Bridge Level

KYOTO, Japan — Today’s Nintendo Direct included confirmation of a long requested level coming to the 2023 Edition of Just Dance for the Nintendo Switch: the Cybergoth Dance party from the YouTube video.

“Oh shit, they did it,” said Dustin Malone, a longtime fan of the series. “I’ve been hoping they would do something fun like this to shake things up. Standing around under a bridge shadowboxing in broad daylight is probably the best location they’ve had in one of these rhythm games yet. And the best part is that literally any song kind of goes with it.” 

As of press time, Ubisoft had confirmed that if you don’t feel like dancing you can just kinda stand around and smoke cigarettes, if you want.