Insider sources at Xbox have confirmed that worst-selling 2023 action roguelike The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life will soon be arriving on Xbox Game Pass. This marks a huge win for the company, whose primary business model of repackaging borderline unplayable third-party garbage as hot new subscription service bonus content has opened up a whole new avenue of exploitation that gullible consumers just eat right up.
“We’re so thrilled that we’ve gotten the opportunity to fill out our Game Pass quota this month with beloved titles like The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life,” said Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer. “It’s cheap, underproduced slop like this that really lets our subscribers know how much we care about delivering as much quantity and as little quality as possible to their game libraries.”
According to sources, it’s almost as if the greater public consciousness of the gamer community has forgotten how much they hated The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life upon its release just last year.
“Sure it’s the lowest-rated game of 2023 on Metacritic, but now I’m practically getting it for free,” responded unbiased X user @philslittlemilkdrinker78, who has already spent $85 on Game Pass subscription payments this year alone. “Just imagine how much it would have cost me to buy all these games individually!”
Hard Drive received no response from this user when pressed for comment on how many Game Pass service games they had actually finished this year. However, we have received word from lead developer of The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life, Dan Bungle, on what it’s like to have his game accepted into Xbox’s esteemed digital bargain bin.
“To be perfectly honest with you, I had deleted the game’s files not two weeks after its release to make room on my computer for a torrented copy of Evan Almighty,” said Bungle in an exciting glimpse into the inner-workings of modern game development. “So when Xbox got in contact with me, I just threw together a new version from scratch in a few days and figured no one would care enough to tell the difference.”
The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life will be releasing on Xbox Game Pass on June 9th, 2024 alongside Nail Clipping Simulator and Fifa 2023, making it by far the most hotly anticipated game to arrive on the subscription service in recent years.
