LOS ANGELES — The new South Park game Snow Day offers fans an accurate embodiment of the series’s famed social commentary skewering both sides of every issue by being a solid five out of ten.
South Park co-creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have praised the game for its commitment to their centrism.
“It took a long time, but we finally perfected the formula. We started out with horrible video games, like the ones on the Nintendo 64. Total garbage. Then we had some really good games with The Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole,” explained South Park co-creator Matt Stone
“Yes, but when you think about it, aren’t good games just as bad as bad games?” added fellow co-creator Trey Parker. “I mean, sure, bad games are bad, but good games … they’re just so smug and annoying about how good they are! ‘Oh, look at me! I’m a good game! I’m fun to play! I’m so much better than you!’” he said, shifting into the whiny voice he uses to impersonate every celebrity he doesn’t like.
“Yeah, I hate bad games, but I really fucking hate good games,” agreed Stone. “We wanted to make sure we really got the South Park experience right this time. We’ve always believed in making fun of everybody, so this game needed to be middle of the road, dead center. Not fully committing to being bad and not fully committing to being good. That’s what South Park is all about.”
Fans of the show like Jordan Daniels are happy to see the new game remain faithful to the show.
“The last two games were excellent but they were made years ago. It’s nice to see that this new one is just kind of whatever because that’s such a great way to remain faithful to the current era of the show.”
At press time, Parker and Stone have transformed into Turbo-Trey and Mega-Matt and begun attacking anyone they see with strong opinions on any subject.
