Sony announced to much celebration today that their hit title Helldivers 2 will be getting an immediate follow up in Helldivers 3, which will boast two or maybe even three servers.
“The fans have spoken,” said Kenichiro Yoshida, CEO. “Today we are proud to say Helldivers 3 with launch with two, or maybe even three servers. Plus we’ll have a fire extinguisher in the room at all times.”
“One of those cute little portable ones,” he added.
Co-op gamers who certainly have enough friends to really enjoy the game were reportedly excited by the news.
“There’s no way to know how many servers you’re going to need so I’m glad they’re playing it safe this time,” Danny ‘D-manDiver’ Smith, said. “Last time me and the boys couldn’t even get into the game. I had so many friends blowing up my phone and ready to play it was crazy — but I couldn’t get in. That’s why I didn’t play.”
Greg Holsten, chair of the technology department at MIT and video game industry analyst, applauded the decision by Sony to play it safe with the inclusion of the a single, one time use fire extinguisher in the new Helldivers 3 server room.
“I also heard they got a bigger apartment for the servers and stopped stacking so many papers on top of them. Should be great,” he said.
As of press time there were conflicting reports that the Helldivers 3 servers were already under siege by Automatons.
