MONSTEROPOLIS – With Robot Master elections looming, many of the city’s most prominent citizens are being asked for their views on the nominees and their platforms. It was under these conditions that reportedly, Mega Man released a statement about his strong belief in second amendment rights.
“Look, as a Robot with arms that turn into guns, I support the right to bear arms,” Megaman said. “I literally don’t have a choice about Second Amendment rights. That doesn’t mean that you should vote for a man who throws Napalm. What use is that in helping rebuild a society after his creator destroyed the city again?”
He further states that it is obvious that some Robot Masters are reformed and cannot be wholly held accountable for their actions.
“I don’t blame people like Slash Man for having dangerous weapons grafted onto them, they were built for… some reason, I assume. But seriously, aren’t there better options than to become Sheriffs and Local Officials?” Mega concluded.
When these candidates were asked about how effective they would be in their positions, they had this to say:
“Look, I don’t want to burn down drug houses. But why not use what you’re given to make the city a safer place?” Napalm man stated, echoing Sheriffs of the past. “Being the first Robot Master elected to the position would open up opportunities for all sorts of reformed Robots to be in positions of power, and that can only lead to a brighter, hotter future.”
“I’ve grown and changed. I want to use these claws to slash taxes, not trees,” Slash Man said. “I’ve learned that we need to conserve the forest, and the best way to do that is to make it cheaper to drill for oil in them so that the lands are protected by force.”
President Dr. Yliw reached out regarding the elections in his home city. “I can’t wait for more Robot Master Representation in the government! It’s about time to take over – that is, change the status quo for so many citizens, and show them how Robot Masters can truly change their lives!” He then cackled madly and flourished his cape, storming off to his presidential lab.
Finally, we went back to our hero Mega for his recommendation in the upcoming election.
“I really don’t want to be a part of this. How many times am I going to have to throw away upgrades before you all get the picture? I want to stay home with my pets and watch cartoons like a normal 10 year old robot.” After sighing, he concluded “Just vote for whoever, it doesn’t matter. You’ll just ask for my help in a week regardless.”
