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Putin Sends Console Prototype to Games Journalists Along With Pictures of Their Families

MOSCOW — As reports Russia plans to create its own gaming console spread online, President Vladimir Putin has allegedly sent prototypes to games journalists all over the world, along with pictures of their families.

Games journalists who report receiving the prototype have had positive things to say about it.

“It was a bit of a shock when it first arrived. To have a random package from Russia arrive was pretty suspicious at first but when I opened it and realized what it was it was a relief. Vlad was really nice to send these to us. I’ve tried it and it’s honestly one of the best consoles I’ve ever played,” said James Hicks, a writer for several gaming publications, with a quivering voice.

“The graphics were incredible, the gameplay was state of the art. It was amazing hardware overall. Much better than the consoles we have,” said Erin Bernard, an editor at Games4You, quickly packing a bag and heading to her car. “This thing is the future of the industry and Putin should be proud of the work his country has done to develop it, just another thing he’s put us to shame with. I hope he knows how highly we all think of this,” continued Bernard through tears.

When asked about the pictures of their families that were sent along with the prototypes, the journalists were very receptive. 

“It just shows how much he cares,” said Hicks. “I don’t know how he got that photo but it was a nice personal touch. Looks like it was taken from my backyard window. He’s a friend to gamers. Make sure you quote me on that.” 

At press time, the lone journalist who gave the prototype a negative review was unreachable by reporters, their family, and police.

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