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Objectively Identifying The Hottest Pokémon

Pokémon Smash Or Pass is an epidemic that has swept our once great Internet in the past few months, Markiplier, iDubbz, KSI and many others all debating which fictional animals they would or would not have relations with in front of our impressionable youth.

Well, I for one care about the children of the next generation and don’t wish to see them swept up in such debauchery, so I’m going to end this silly debate early. How, you may ask? Well, it’s simple. I’m going to tell you – objectively, who the hottest Pokémon really is.

Or I’m not really Detective Investigator Lyle Fudj, the Video Game Detective.

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