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Pokemon Scarlet and Violet; buggy, glitch-ridden meme fiestas in video game form. But what lies beneath this single-textured, oatmeal-looking surface? Are these games actually good? Are they actually bad? What kinda kinky stuff is Fudj into?

Find out all this and more, with the Hard Drive Review, of POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET

Hard Drive Reviews is a review series in which we are attempting to review a game whilst also never once using the words “good”, “bad”, or any of either words’ countless synonyms. Should we make such a catastrophic mistake, a lifetime of shame shall befall our families and our children shall be cursed.

“Worst,” “worse,” “better,” and other terms are relative terms by the way! And do not mean “good” or “bad” on their own and are thus fair game. Words with good or bad connotations do not equal words that mean good or bad.

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