Gamer Nathan Jackson’s online participation in what he called a “fight for the soul of gaming” is destined to become the only actual proof that he ever existed, all-knowing sources confirmed.
When asked about his vitriolic postings, Jackson told reporters he was “simply asking questions.” The interview would prove to be one of the few times in his life anyone would ask his take on anything.
“AAA makes every girl character’s butt flat,” Jackson said, in what will likely become the last recorded quote from a bloodline which had spanned thousands of years. “I install mods to get around it but I don’t get why these wokies need to ruin everything.”
With no known significant life events to compete, and a bland death all but certain, the posts from Jackson’s @GamerHound81 account are set to be his only lasting impact on the world.
“We know wher eyou live bitch,” one post misdirected to someone he believed to be a community manager read. “AAA in the pockets of Vanguard, look at the jawlines.”
Information on Jackson’s offline life is sparse. He is reportedly 32 and from Daytona Beach, Florida – although we could not independently confirm those details. A school he attended had its website taken down years ago, and every link that includes his name leads to a 404 other than the GamerHound81 posts.
Experts believe his life circumstances are part of a growing trend.
“It’s similar to when there’s a TV show that was aired but no one has a recording of it. It’s basically like that but for a human life,’” Henry Garner, head of UCLA’s sociology department said. “There is so much we don’t know about this group of individuals though. They are very hard to study. Are you in contact with a specimen you can bring to my lab?”
At press time the @gamerhoud81 account had been deleted.
