Mom told me to come in here and tell all 326,893 of you to get off the Helldiver II server. You’ve been playing all day and it’s my turn to play.
If you say, “Game is full, try again” again, I will scream at the top of my lungs until mom comes in and makes you all get off. Don’t try handing me the two-player controller, either. I know that trick now. The batteries are dead. Helldivers 2 doesn’t even have that kind of two-player mode.
It’s my game anyway. You didn’t even want to play it until all your stupid friends were talking about it. Now you think you’re all cool talking about “spreading managed democracy.” Maybe I want to spread democracy with my friends? You’re not even playing it right. You and your dumb friends keep blowing each other up on purpose.
No, I won’t go, “play Palworld and wait my turn.” That game is old and my friends don’t even play it anymore. I wouldn’t even know how to play it cause you hogged that too. You’re all just a bunch of game hogs and no one likes you. Not even mom and dad.
