If you’re one of the people that felt tricked by ‘The Day Before,’ we’re here for you. That’s why—just for folks like you—we’ve compiled a collection of games we made, and they’re all so real, you don’t even have to Google them to double check! (Seriously, don’t check.)
Baldur’s Gate 4
How did a satire site get the legal rights to do this? Don’t worry about it! Critics are saying the latest iteration of the 2023 Game of the Year is “thrilling,” “gorgeous,” and “exists.”
The Hard Drive Mystery Game
This game comes in a free .zip file you can find just about anywhere on porn sites or the dark web! What is it? Download it on an unsecured browser to find out!
The 24 Hours Previous
It’s everything you wish you got from The Day Before—in fact, it’s almost exactly the same—but, we promise, totally, 100% real and very not a scam.
Pinocch.io
We know you’re probably thinking: “Guys, isn’t that just a still from the 1940 classic Disney film Pinocchio?” And yeah, it sure looks like one! But it’s not. So shut up, okay?
Minecraft
Around this point in the list, you might feel like we’re trying too hard to convince you that these games are real. So you know what? I’ll be straight-up with you. This one isn’t real.
Fiction VR
Look, let’s not get bogged down in small details like whether or not this VR game is a genuine thing we made. Here are the more important details about what it‘s got:
- 3D graphics
- a voice cast including George Clooney, Matt Mercer (he really is in everything), and Beyoncé
- comes with a free PS5
- 24/7 customer support for when your screen goes black and you get a call from your bank
Video Game Developer Simulator
In this game, you play as a successful game developer in the process of deleting any evidence you or your game existed as fast as you possibly can. You know, like all good developers do!
Also, unrelated, if you notice Hard Drive suddenly disappearing from Twitter, Discord, YouTube, and/or the internet in general, don’t panic, we do that all the time! Everything’s fine. Trust us!
