Why hello there, dear reader. My name is Nathaneal Noir, gentleman film correspondent for this here Hard Drive. I must say if you could leave a like and comment this ol’ southern beau would be much obliged.
I am writing here today with news regarding the latest mystery picture show by the great film director, Mr. Rian Johnson and starring the charming and gentile Daniel Craig. This of course will be the third film in the Knives Out series as it were.
I must say I found those first two films to be a rousing hootenanny of a good time. I would welcome the release of a new addition to this fine series like a cool glass of sweet tea on a hot Savannah summer day.
So imagine my exuberance at the good news that the good ol boys down at T-Street will begin filming this sure to be humdinger of a moving picture this fine 2024 the year of our sweet baby Jesus Christ.
Y’all already know this humble southern servant of the arts will be here to review the film as soon as it is available at my local multiplex or on the mysterious and inscrutable streaming service that once simply dropped discs in my most modest aluminum mailbox.
I’d feel remiss though if I did not expound a touch on these here streaming services. How in tarnation do they even work? Call me old fashioned but I prefer the panache and pageantry of the theatre, I don’t enjoy wallerin’ in my bed like an old biscuit drownin’ in gravy while watching the latest cinematic wonder.
You can rest assured knowing that your loyal observer will find himself sitting down in a red velvet seat with a big ol bucket of popped corn in front of the largest screen he can find to review this much anticipated talkie movie for you good fine people.
Stay tuned for my upcoming review of Dune: Part 2 and its extremely provocative and promiscuous popcorn bucket.
