Alright hey howz it going. My name is Salvatore Del Smuccio I’m from Brooklyn, OBVIOUSLY, and I’m here to review this here new Penguin show on HBO Max or whatever the heck it’s called nowadays. I’ve watched every episode of this thing and I gots lots to say and I think you’ll find all of my thoughts on the matter well researched and insightful.
Oh! Whoa! Hey what’s going on here? We gotta bang bang right away and then bada bing this fat son of a gun is dumping a body and shooting at a bunch of kids! Whoa! Oh no no no. That’s not a what mama taught me. No sir, this here Penguin is one bad Goombah and now he’s gotta little goombah driving him around whoa!
Aye What da hell is this show? Come on?! What are ya even showing me?! What the hell is the matta wit you, come on now? What do I look like? Where’s the gabagool at? I can’t watch this no more! What would my mama say?!
Oh! Whoa! No! Waz he doin’ now would ya look at that?! This Penguin oh my god! Come on! Come on!?! You gotta be kidding me! Whoa oh oh Whooooaaaaa! What’s a goin’ on here now this guy is one dirty son of a focaccia, Oh!
Whoa! No! I Know he not gonna do this! Don’t do it you bad bambino I swear to god if you do it Oh no! Oh he did it the big broccolin did it. Oh Penguin you fat son of a gun wazza mara you? Where’s the respect, Oh! He ain’t no piasano I’d share a gabagool with. No no no.
Oh Whoa whoa whoa! No no no! Ah Penguin you fat dirty rat oh no. What is this? No I can’t keep doin this with you Penquin. Oh! Where’s the Batman when ya need him. Gotta come get this evil son of a pepperoni. I can’t stand this goomba! Ah! Turn it off Lucia!
Wha?! Whoa! No oh oh! Waz goin on now? No no no no! This guy right here. What are we doin here come on. I mean what are we doin here!?!?! What is this supposed to be? No oh oh oh whoa whoa oh!
Ho oh oh! Whaz this here? No not his mama. Oh no. Oz what are ya doin’ here. Come on now! Whoa!?! Not that! Oh no no no. No more please. What is this here, oh whoa! Ah! Oh he made his face look like a pile of ol gabagool oh no! Whoa!
Alright then. That there was all my thoughts on the penguin show. Guy seems like a big bad galoomba who ain’t worth nothin’ but hey that’s just me. I guess ah 4 out of 5 stars and Colin Feral was uh pretty good. I’d share a slice with ‘im. But not that dirty fat penguin! Whoa!
