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Guy Who Only Plays Games Called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Pumped for New One This October

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A local guy who insists on only playing games called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is really excited about a new one coming out this October, sources have confirmed. 

“Oh yeah, Rodney’s so happy there’s a new C.O.D.M.W. 2 coming out,” said Curtis McCoy, best friend of the guy in question. “I’ve been trying to get him to play other stuff with me, even other Call of Duty stuff. But Rodney’s got a strict thing that he likes, and that’s specifically games called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. He doesn’t even care that there’s games like Modern Warfare 3 and Advanced Warfare out there, he just says he likes what he likes.” 

“He did get into Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Campaign Remastered a couple of years ago when they put that out,” he added. 

The guy who only likes games called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2’s mother said that her son’s always had very specific tastes. 

“That’s just the way Rodney’s always been,” said Barbara Ackner. “He always wanted the same exact breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He always wore the same hat. Stuff like that. Lord knows there’s so much going on in this world all the time it’s nice to have to make a few less decisions once in a while. I was trying to find a movie on HBO Max the other night and after 45 minutes I just went to bed. So I guess I get it.” 

When asked for comment, Rodney Acker didn’t think his tastes were as bizarre as some have claimed. 

“Yeah, I’ve been waiting for a new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 ever since 2009’s Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2,” he said. “Nothing else had ever really clicked with me before that game, so it was a done deal after that. People can make fun of me for what I like all they want, I’ll literally never know or care, so it feels like a waste of their time, but whatever. If anyone has a problem with me, they can come find me in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Then we’ll see what’s up.” 

As of press time, Rodney’s brother who only plays games that are Resident Evil 4 was reportedly really excited about the upcoming Resident Evil 4 remake.

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