Upon coming across yet another example of dreaded Wokeness taking over his favorite hobby, local gaming YouTuber ‘Based Sigma Gamer 420’ decided to take drastic action, sources confirmed.
“The woke mob has taken too much from us!” said Sigma, after seeing a trailer for a new game featuring approximately three seconds of a black woman talking.
“First we’re not allowed to scream slurs in Call of Duty lobbies anymore, and now this!? All we want is an escape from reality! How am I supposed to relax if I’m reminded that people who look differently than me exist!? And don’t get me started on the pronouns! If they’ve added any pronouns to this game, I swear I’ll-“
According to sources Sigma’s speech then became less and less coherent, until he devolved into screaming into his webcam at the top of his lungs. Very little of his speech could be discerned from that point, only sparse mentions of liberals, cultural Marxism, pronouns, and Kathleen Kennedy for unknown reasons. After about twenty minutes of non-stop screaming, sources close to the situation say Sigma passed out on stream.
“Look, it was drastic, but I feel like I did what I had to do,” said Sigma via a later video. “Someone had to stand up, and I’m proud to be the one to do it and then immediately pass out and fall over.”
