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Finding Like-Minded Community Online Worst Thing That Could Have Happened to Man

WORLD WIDE WEB – Sean Jefferys, 21, has found a flourishing online community of like-minded individuals ready to support him, which will reportedly prove to be the single most devastating thing that could have happened to him and his odds of living a healthy life full of love and happiness.

The community, called Gamers4Truth, reportedly provides great comfort and support to young men who were exposed to what they considered dangerously high levels of woke Community Managers. Jefferys, who has had many worried family members reach out after seeing his recent social media posts, goes to the group for support often.

“Forget them,” one comment reads on Jeffery’s most recent post about his father texting to see if everything was alright. “Your family is filled to the brim with DEI. They chose not to cater to real gamers and can’t be saved. Why bother? We will win.”

Friends and family say the community support has seemingly empowered Jefferys to bring culture war topics into even the most sensitive conversations, including a family group chat announcement about the passing of a loved one.

“Grandma went woke,” Jefferys reportedly replied to his mother’s family group chat message. “Is it any surprise now she’s broke? RIP.”

Nancy Jefferys, Sean’s mother, expressed hope that her son was like many others his age, noting she’d seen charts online showing generational trends which matched up to his actions.

“His Twitter is all cartoons of women,” Nancy said. “But when I ask him about any girlfriends he goes silent. Actually, he also freezes. He goes silent and freezes.”

“That’s normal right?” Nancy added, looking for some comfort. “College is a lot different now. A lot of boys his age are like this. 60 Minutes said it’s called incelibates.”

Experts say the loving support of objectively wrong online communities has wreaked havoc on society’s ability to find common ground in the town square.

“We see a lot of this with young men in Mr. Jefferys’ age group,” Dr. Francis Singh, head of Stanford’s psychology department, who recently published a paper about the importance of not isolating oneself into online echo chambers, said. “Everyone on my doctor subreddit always tears into these little freaks. We’re so smart and rich compared to everyone else it’s crazy – wanna see a picture of my boat? It’s a pretty rare one.”

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