Well it’s official, EA has made their decision early on who will grace the cover of next year’s entry in the long running line of Madden Football games. Twelve time Grammy Winner, Taylor Swift, will hold the honor and she seems incredibly excited to have been chosen.
“I’m glad our lawyers could come to a reasonable agreement to avoid further legal action,” Swift said, when asked how she felt about EA’s decision. “I am the hottest ticket in town and me gracing NFL games free of charge is not something these scumbags can get used to. The cover is nice but I want cash.”
“Anyways it’s all about friendship and know my fans are gonna be so supportive when it comes out, I hear presales are already selling out, it’s really exciting!”
This is the first time a non-athlete other than John Madden himself has been chosen for the coveted spot, and the unorthodox selection was not lost on Swift, who is being featured before her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, has been possibly selected.
“Cool,” she said.
EA has also teased new features being added to Face of The Franchise mode next year. Taylor Swift will actually become a playable character through which the player can have experiences just liker her, such as chatting with Donna Kelce in luxury box seats, being quickly led out back hallways of stadiums to avoid paparazzi, and even the ability to customize touchdown celebrations when the camera cuts away from the scoring player to show you as Taylor!
“I’m really excited about the new features they’re adding to the game in collaboration with me,” Swift said enthusiastically, “I’ve even started working with them on sort of a reimagining of this years edition of the game, with my own sort of spin on it. We’re hoping to release an update of Madden 24, Taylor’s Version, ahead of next years release, so my fans can get an idea of what to expect.”
The news has already created much excitement among long-time Madden fans who have just been desperate for new features of any kind.
