ORLANDO, FL — Tired of online ridicule, embattled YouTuber Dream recently threatened to reveal a deadly second face in the back of his head, sources confirmed.
“I’m not freaking kidding you guys,” the creator yelped in a recent vlog. “You’re making me really mad, and if all you nasty people on my screen don’t stop making things up about me I’m gonna…I’m gonna…”
It was at this point that the video feed became distorted and Dream turned around to reveal his signature Dream mask on the back of his head.
“I’m gonna take my mask off for real this time…” beckoned a vaguely familiar voice, not unlike Dream’s but deeper and with a faint echo. “You thought cheating in speedruns was bad?…You thought making sexually illicit jokes at minors was bad? Hahaha…” laughed the voice. “See what I make this kid do next. See what unyielding horrors his mortal coil can facilitate…”
Reactions to the vlog were mixed. One Dream fan expressed her concern to us about what the cryptic message could mean.
“Oh god. He’s gonna do another song again, isn’t he?” She said, planting her face into her hands. “I wanna be a fan of his, I just…I really don’t think I can go through that again, I really don’t.”
As of press time, dark clouds have begun swirling over the sky near Dream’s residence in Orlando, Florida, as fans begin to worry he has sacrificed Nicholas Cantu to the blood gods in exchange for unspeakable power; or — is in fact, writing another song.
