Attention gamers, this is a DEFCON-1 deal alert! If you happen to live in the vicinity of Newton, MA there is an absolute banger of a fire sale occurring at the corner of Walnut and Homer Street. For the next hour, Caitlin Ballard is throwing all of her cheating boyfriend’s video games out of their apartment window.
That’s right, everything must go! One man’s royal screw-up could make your day if you get here fast enough. Act quickly, we’re not yet sure he’s aware that the thousands of dollars he’s invested in video games over the years are currently being chucked indiscriminately out of his (soon to be former) kitchen window. But we can verify that there is a Dreamcast on the lawn with a copy of House of the Dead 2 AND the light gun. What a steal!
It’s clear that Caitlin is taking out years of frustration built up from her boyfriend dragging her to countless flea markets in search of retro games.You can tell given the sheer velocity these games are hitting the lawn. He may not have made the right life choices, but he sure had impeccable taste in Nintendo games. If you’re looking for Mega Man 2 or even A Link to the Past, they’re currently sitting in this growing pile of gaming history.
We may never see a bargain like this again because if you didn’t already guess, all of these games are free. The quicker you snatch up these reminders of Ms. Ballard wasting three years of her life, the better. If you’re into something more contemporary, the PS5 he used to message his side piece on is also up for grabs. His PSN account and credit cards are still linked, so hit up the PlayStation store before he calls the fraud department!
Hurry, because this offer won’t last much longer since the landscapers are coming today and these games may end up on the underside of a rider mower! Though the look on her now ex-boyfriends face would be priceless, it would be a shame to see a completed XBOX 360 collection reduced to confetti.
But don’t fret if you miss this opportunity, we have it on good authority his gaming PC and imported anime DVDs from Japan will literally be hitting the streets momentarily. Hurry while supplies last!
