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Colorblind Traveler Dies After Buying Wrong Potions

BYRIM KINGDOM —- Attempting to traverse the caverns of Grimgor Volcano, a young traveler was found charred after his apparent colorblindness led to the consumption of the wrong potions, reports confirmed.

“Around the remnants of the body we found 15 bottles of rare-item increase elixir,” said a local royal guard.

“It was unclear to us at first why anyone would start chugging rarity potions instead of fireproof potions upon entering an active volcano. It became a lot clearer to us after noticing the utter lack of color coordination with his armor set and his note written in red ink that says, ‘out of red ink.’”

The news of the young traveler’s passing hit hard with those close to him, who had never understood the hints he was giving.

“He would always say to me that the world was a very black and white place,” said the mother of the deceased.

“I thought he was talking about good and evil! I didn’t know he literally thought it was black and white! How is any mother of a young traveler supposed to know when they’re talking in poetic metaphors or not!”

“This whole thing has really opened my eye,” said a local one-eyed orc.

“We rely so much on the color system we don’t even think about how risky it is! I mean, you could buy a potion for your grandma thinking it’ll restore her mana, and instead she starts shooting deadly shockwakes for 45 seconds! And that’s if it only has 1 lizard tongue!”

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