DUST II — Counter-Strike player Delilah Mayfield was told “clutch or kick” by a teammate with a 2:19 KD ratio, according to chat logs from the match.
“Clutch or kick,” said the player, named B3ST3V3R, after losing four rounds in a row by trying to 360 members of the enemy team with a shotgun. “I seriously don’t get what’s so hard about this. Why would you even buy an AWP if you’re going to miss shots?”
Mayfield provided her thoughts on the match in a post on X.
“All this guy does is buy dualies and run down mid every round. He managed to steal a couple kills and defuse the bomb once, after which he had the audacity to type ‘ez game’ in chat. He wouldn’t stop talking over 1v1s and then gets mad when we choke,” said Mayfield. “I honestly think he doesn’t know he sucks. He asked me what all the numbers meant when he opened the scoreboard, but when I checked his profile he had over 1,000 hours played. Either he bought the account or he’s a total idiot.”
TF2_Heavy, another member of the party and B3ST3V3R’s former coworker, responded to Mayfield’s post.
“I actually know the guy in real life — we were in sales together right out of college. He’s exactly like this in real life, too. Just completely oblivious to his own incompetence,” said TF2_Heavy. “We used to play pick-up basketball on the weekends, and every time we’d rag on him for missing a shot he’d just say ‘skill issue,’ as if that somehow deflected all of the blame back onto us.”
At press time, B3ST3V3R had just made a Steam forum post listing all the reasons Tekken 8 is “unfair, unbalanced, and unfun.”
