Across many social platforms, especially Twitch, there has been rumor that politics only continue to contaminate and ruin our precious video games. In order to hone in on the core of the important issue, we spoke to five streamers who are horrifically racist. What they said was, well, pretty racist.
#5 – TheFatedOne
“Let’s just get something out of the way here. Complaining about the lack of perfect Aryans in modern video games works up quite the appetite. BlueApron makes preparing a nice, easy, pure dinner with only the freshest ingredients and instructions so simple, you’ll never have to defend the west on an empty stomach.”
#4 – The Fearless God
“I’ve been advised by my lawyers to not answer this question, but if you sign up for my Patreon you can get my full, uncensored thoughts. If you select the Fearless Financier tier, we can even sit down and discuss it in my Discord server.”
#3 – Thought Provocateur
“Now, I am aware that many of my contemporaries may be quite crass and hateful, so I try to be accepting of others. I want to be clear, I didn’t mean that there CAN’T be women and minorities in video games; that clip was taken out of context. I was only trying to say that they’re invading every aspect of our lives and it’s giving me nightmares. If I had a choice, I would never have to even see a woman in real life. If you donate to the charity in my bio, we can get one step closer to securing a future for our children and our people.”
#2 – Bill Toddglueski
“You can actually find me over on Rumble now. The evil Communist-Fascist types that moderate YouTube said I was too real with the facts, so you could say I’m really getting under their skin. If you get a premium subscription to my channel you’ll find me livestreaming measurements of the skulls of my enemies to determine whether or not they’re biologically lying so that I can get those Statutory charges against me dropped in no time at all.”
#1 – Velgoth The Reasonable
“Ah, so now you come to Velgoth, hm? The Grand Theft Auto trailer has released in your mortal realm, and you come crawling to Velgoth for answers? They put Wokeism in your face and just expect you to take it? Are you going to allow them to do that? They are trying to convince you that there are Latin types and other assorted monstrosities in Florida. Do not let them sway you, and always remember Velgoth’s teachings:
(editor’s note: We legally cannot print what was stated here as it constitutes hate speech in several European countries and incitement to violence in this one. It also was a bit derivative)”
