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Yu-Gi-Oh Meta in Shambles After Konami Neglects to Print “Except Frog the Jam” on Frog Monster

LOS ANGELES — The scene at local card shops across the U.S. was pandemonium today, sources report, as players of the popular Yu-Gi-Oh TCG found their previously tournament-ready decks become 4th rate when facing off against a new meta threat: Frog the Jam Turbo.

“As Yu-Gi-Oh players, we don’t expect a lot from Konami [the game’s publisher],” spoke Serenity Rhodes, a former tournament judge. “We get a new set every month or so; old packs added to Master Duel semi-frequently; an overzealous ban list three or four times a year that hits all the wrong cards and makes no one happy. But errata-ing all Frogs so they can combo with a boss monster like Frog the Jam? That’s a step too far, even for Konami.”

“Have they forgotten their history? ‘Except Frog the Jam’ wasn’t just a clumsy way to correct a bad translation on a card printed before there was a proper Frog archetype to make use of it. It was a safety measure: a seal on a power too great to ever see play. Now the meta is in shambles, and for good reason. Frog the Jam is splashable in any deck. Apollousa, Accesscode Talker, ZEUS— none of them can compete with a level 2 vanilla monster with no stats and presumably no bones. It’s the most toxic, game-winning card since Mystic Mine, since Yata-Lock— since licking your hand at a tournament and playing Yu-Jo Friendship. We all laughed and shook our heads when we saw ‘Except Frog the Jam’, but now that we have to Accept Frog the Jam? No one’s laughing.”

Meanwhile, Yu-Gi-Oh players across the country are already seeing the new deck, dubbed Frog the Jam Turbo—reportedly capable of getting the aforementioned frog on the board by turn 7 or earlier—smashing the powerhouses of old.

“Things were going pretty good, maybe even better than good,” said Billy Hoban, a pro player eyeing a spot in the 2024 Yu-Gi-Oh! World Championship. “I’m 0-4 playing Cloudians in a room full of Floos, Sprights, and Tearlaments, which is actually great because I’m addicted to pain and crave defeat the same way the sinner craves the lash. It’s why I play competitive Yu-Gi-Oh. I’m waiting for my opponent so we can do the coin toss, when he takes a seat and I realize he’s just this kid. Probably playing Melffys or his big brother’s Hero deck, I’m thinking. God, was I wrong.”

“We go a few turns, because Christ this deck is allergic to anything even approaching an FTK. Meanwhile, kid’s playing Frogs. Not Paleo-Frogs, not Frog Monarchs, just… Frogs. He crashes his Dupe Frog into my Smoke Ball, which procs Dupe’s graveyard effect. Then I hear those words every pro player is tired of hearing from newbie players: ‘I add Frog the Jam from my deck to my hand.’ I’m smiling, shaking my head, already calling a judge over, when the kid shows me his Dupe Frog. You know where you usually see the words ‘…except Frog the Jam’? There was nothing there. The only thing holding Frog the Jam back, keeping it at bay… gone.”

Konami is reportedly floating the idea of an emergency ban list this month to deal with Frog the Jam Turbo, inside sources suggest— but publicly, the publisher is sticking to their guns.

“We just want to see what it can do,” said a Konami representative. “Let the jam be free.”

When asked specifically how Frog the Jam was a meta threat despite having no effect and no apparent synergy with the Frog engine or actually any engine, the response from players was unanimous: “It attacks by croaking terribly.”