NEW YORK — Nickelodeon has greenlit a new children’s show centered around US Secretary of State and Trump’s new Cuck, Marco Rubio for Nick Jr.
“We’re very excited to work with President Trump’s team on a brand new children’s television show, centered around a Cuban American chasing the American Dream,” said Nickelodeon CEO Brian Robbins, at gunpoint. “This fresh, new, original show will feature a young Rubio going on adventures with his friends ‘Map’ and ‘Backpack,’ as they travel the country, legally, searching for illegal aliens to send back to where they came from.”
When asked whether or not this sounded similar to another Nickelodeon show, “Dora the Explorer,” already on the air, a gagged Marco Rubio tried to comment, but was interrupted by President Trump.
“Dora got deported. She entered this country, illegally, and voted for Biden. Nasty woman,” Trump said of the seven year old, fictional cartoon character. “Her friends Map and Backpack are good Americans. They can stay. They voted for us. Did you know that? Dora’s own friends couldn’t stand the harm she was causing to this beautiful country, so I told her to get the hell out of here. Diego too,” Trump continued, as Senator Rubio sank deeper and deeper into the couch.
So far, test screenings of the interactive children’s show have been positive.
“I like the parts when the ICE cream men come in and throw the ‘Doras’ and ‘Diegos’ into the vans and drive away really fast,” said five year old Susie Martinez of Evansville, Indiana. “My daddy got taken by an ICE cream man, but mommy said that rat bastard had it coming when he voted against his own self interests,” she added.
“Little Marco Rubio” premieres on Nickelodeon later this year, with Eric Trump serving as Showrunner and Executive Producer.
