Alright, freeloaders. You knew this was coming. Someone borrowed my external 2TB, and PhotoShop just stopped me from using the magic fucking wand because the scratch post was full or whatever. So we’re offloading dead weight. Here’s all the titles leaving Plex this month for various reasons, but mostly because my hard drive is about to bust.
The Wire
My friend Stephen finished The Sopranos and told me everyone said he needed to watch this right after. He said he can’t figure out Pirate Bay, so I threw him a bone. This mother fucker has been sitting untouched for months. 25 fucking GBs and its collecting dust. In the trash it goes. Stephen, if you’re reading this, tough toenails. Go buy a boxset or something.
Kite (2014)
Super middle of the road action movie with Sam Jackson and this teen killing smugglers, it’s like more boring, less pedophilic Leon: The Professional. I guess that’s the bargain. I heard this was based on an anime or something, I have that on my Plex too. Maybe I’ll check it out while I’m clearing space.
Kite (1998)
Okay, nevermind. That was way fucking worse than Leon. Don’t ask.
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
I thought this was supposed to be about cowboys, but this is just sad? And loud? Everyone’s talking over each other all the time. Nobody even shoots anyone, I turned it off after like 30 minutes. I think maybe I got tricked into one of those art films.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Went out of my way to wrangle this for my nieces and their mother has the gaul to tell me they were “upset” by it? What’s so upsetting about Dennis Hopper? This movie’s a classic! Last time I do anything nice for children.
Pulp Fiction
I found the DVD in my basement, no need for it on the server anymore. If you want this, just come over and borrow it. Or maybe actually hang out with me instead of leeching off my media library and offering nothing in return. Bring something to the table for once in your life.
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
Is this some new Rick Roll? Like is this how people are Rick Rolling each other now.
Star.Wars.NEW.EPISODE.10_1080p.UNCUT.REY.NUDE.mkv
File name was misleading and not as advertised. I’m hoping that removing it will do something about the Trojan on my computer and the threatening emails will stop.
