60. Super Mario 64
It’s truly remarkable how flawlessly Nintendo was able to take our favorite series of games and reinvent is so flawlessly on its first try. Also, I pissed myself the first time I played it. Maybe it was the motion, maybe it was the excitement. Hard to say.
59. Grand Theft Auto 3
This was the first game I ever skipped an overseas trip to play. You know, I was President for eight years, and I still don’t know what half of those damn trips and meetings were even about. Busy work, it seemed like to me. Anyway, this game blew my freakin’ mind.
58. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Did you know the guy’s name isn’t Zelda? A lot of people think it is, but ‘Zelda’ is actually the name of the world these games take place in.
57. Final Fantasy 6
What a game. I like that Kefka. He makes me laugh. Wish I could barbecue with him sometime.
56. Super R-Type
You ever wonder why I didn’t screw around with outer space too much during my terms? Because I spent so much time there playing these shooters in the ‘90s. I was all spaced out.
55. Battlefield: Bad Company 2
The DLC for this game taught me so much about the Vietnam War. Truly a dark time in American history.
54. Freedom Fighters
Games like this underrated shooter are what caused 9/11. The terrorists hated our Freedom Fighters.
53. A Short Hike
Short my ass! This game took me three weeks to conquer. The talking animals made me laugh, though.
52. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Even though I was 54 when it came out, Dad thought this movie might be a little intense for me. I saved up some of my oil money and bought the game though and he had no idea! It’s a fun little adventure game that will surprise you with how much they put into an NES cart.
51. PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds
I’m a huge Fortnite guy, and I’ve made some of my best friends of my entire life on there, but PUBG isn’t to be overlooked either. I have so much fucking free time I got good at all these games. The paintings are all bullshit.
50. Def Jam Vendetta
Anyone that knows how much I love hip hop, professional wrestling, and fighting games will not be surprised to find this on here.
49. Diddy Kong Racing
I don’t like all that realistic Gran Tursimo shit. Where’s the monkeys??
48. Mortal Kombat 3
This game is notable because it introduced Cyrax, my favorite Mortal Komat character. No one ever let me dress like Cyrax for Halloween while I was president, but now that I’m retired, I can dress like Cyrax all I want. It’s fantastic!
47. Nintendogs
Laura said I could get a puppy if I did okay at Nintendogs. I did better than okay. I fed them, I watered them, I played with them. And do you know what Laura said to me? She said “POTUS shouldn’t have a puppy, it’s just too much responsibility.” Well why did you make the Nintendogs deal, Laura?! Fucking bullshit.
46. Bloody Roar
You can turn into animals and punch people so hard they puke. Everything I look for in a game.
45. Beavis & Butthead
My favorite TV show of all time turned into a Super Nintendo game? It might not be perfect, but this game has a huge spot in my heart. I always turn it off before the damn GWAR concert at the end though. No way, pal.
44. The Simpsons Hit & Run
If you go back and watch the 2004 State of the Union address, you can tell I’m clearly rushing it. It’s because I was hopelessly addicted to this game and just wanted to keep playing it.
43. Manhunt
Funniest damn game I ever played. Why did Rockstar stop making comedies??
42. Centipede
This game is fun, but really I just like that funny ball that’s in the arcade machine. Keep your quarter, I just like slapping that ball around!
41. Cliffhanger
No wait! Forget what I said earlier in the entry for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! Cliffhanger is my favorite movie.
