The Flash is out in theaters and nobody should watch it. Instead, here’s all the facts you need to know about the new DCEU movie!
Why Is It Called The Flash?
The film is named after the period the movie will be discussed and remembered
Where Does the Film Premiere?
Ezra Miller plans to debut their blockbuster superhero movie at a special screening in Cell Block D
Which Comic Is the Film Based On?
Jughead #104
Why Are There Two Flashes in the Movie?
Warner Bros executives did not know about nonbinary people and misunderstood what Ezra’s “they/them” pronouns meant.
Will the Film Respect the Dead?
No one could have guessed this would need to be answered, but: no.
Did Michael Keaton Do His Own Stunts?
Keaton trained for four months to pull off the insane scene in the film where he appears in the same room as Ezra Miller
What Movies Should I Watch to Prepare?
Batman (1989), Batman V. Superman, Justice League, and City Slickers 2
Will Ezra Miller Be Returning as The Flash?
This would be a ruinously bad and irresponsible choice for the DCEU, so yes, most likely
