Between the Summer Games Fest and a recent Nintendo Direct, gamers have so many revolutionary projects to look forward to. Here’s all the biggest gaming reveals of 2023 so far!
Geoff Keighley’s Tramp Stamp
After triumphantly raising his arms to showcase an exciting game trailer, Geoff Keighley’s shirt accidentally lifted revealing an elaborate lower back tattoo spelling out ‘WILD THANG’
Mortal Kombat 1
Netherrealm has outdone themselves by completely reinventing some of the graphics from Mortal Kombat 11
Todd Howard’s Phone Number
The Bethesda executive stressed that anyone can call or text him day or night with questions about upcoming games, walkthroughs, or even just regular things like homemade crepe recipes or podcast recommendations
Sonic Superstars
With the next Sonic installment releasing just later this year, die-hard fans are worried Sega has not left themselves enough time to fuck up the game before launch
Second Coming of Jesus Christ
Fans were ecstatic to see that the fabled Son of God made his long-awaited return to humanity to introduce his friend Hideo Kojima during the Sony showcase
Super Mario Wonder
This highly-anticipated 2D platformer is a fresh reminder from Nintendo that they are running out of ideas
The Love of a Good Woman
While not technically a game reveal, fans were elated to see Nintendo spokesperson Shinya Takahashi take time out of the Direct to speak on the power of a strong woman loving you unconditionally, how passionately cradling the neck of a beautiful lover is comparable to an amazing Open-World RPG or expansive MMO.
Silksong Finally Released
Nah we’re just fuckin with ya lol
