“The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom” has been out for over a year and people are just now beginning to tap into the sheer brilliance of the game’s crafting systems. It has all the same ingredients as its predecessor, while offering even more possibilities for the most ambitious of gamers. Players can now build planes that actually fly in the air, cars that can take you across the map faster than any Epona wannabe, and even boats for the douchebaggiest of players.
But, as with every new innovation, these mechanics also create new opportunities for human failure. One thing Nintendo will never be able to defeat is an incel with an appetite for destruction. That being said, here are five things you can build in “The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom” that will definitely put you on the FBI’s Most Wanted List:
1. Messerschmitt Bf 109
First introduced by Germany during the Spanish Civil War, these bombers were “the backbone of Luftwaffe’s fighter force,” through the end of World War II. A blonde-haired, blue-eyed Link will feel right at home in the cockpit!
2. Replica of Osama Bin Laden’s hideout
In ToTK, players must venture into the depths of Hyrule to gather research, battle foes, and further the story. The underground is lined with floor-to-ceiling rock walls that players can scale, explore, or use to hide from enemies. As one astute gamer pointed out, they bear a striking resemblance to the cavernous Afghani tunnels used by the former leader of the Taliban.
3. 1933 Ford V8 Police Car
The exact car used by Public Enemy No. 1, John Dillinger, to escape from prison in Crown Point, Indiana. It may be bulky, but everyone needs an escape from time to time!
4. Boeing 767
Before these planes started losing doors and falling out of the sky mid-flight, the Boeing 767 was already making headlines for its use in the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center. However, with the addition of Skyview Towers sprinkled throughout Hyrule, players are warned of flying too close to the towers, or they may end up with an experience they will never forget.
5. Flying Swastika
Admit it, you’re just being lazy at this point.
