Starting a YouTube channel can be a difficult task to pull off. Here are Hard Drive’s Official tips and tricks to growing your online media empire:
#8 — Sit Down on a Thumbtack
There’s no better way to make that iconic thumbnail face than sending a sharp pain radiating through your ass.
#7 — Be Jimmy Fallon
Nothing builds a tight-knit online community like already having one of the biggest talk shows on television.
#6 — Kill Off More Prominent YouTubers
Any YouTuber worth their salt will tell you that you can’t get onto the trending tab without getting your hands dirty.
#5 — Cater to a Specific Audience
Making content for a niche group of people on YouTube can gain you droves of subscribers, whether you decide to be a white supremacist Minecraft channel, a white supremacist Call of Duty channel, or even just a Fortnite channel that thinks the white race is under attack.
#4 — Apology Videos
Sorrow is one of the most lucrative human emotions.
#3 — Blah Blah Engagement Blah Blah Demographics
Something like that.
#2 — Blame All Shortcomings or Outbursts on Your Mental Health
Before you criticize this tip for being exploitative or inconsiderate, please remember that we have anxiety.
#1 — Create Original, Personal Content That Both Entertains as Well as Informs
Haha, no but seriously. Just start some drama or something,
