Though generally thought of as a vacation destination safe for the entire family, Disneyland and Disney World have never been without their share of controversy. Here is a quick rundown of some of the legendary theme parks’ more notorious attractions:
The Hall of Just-the-Slave-Owning Presidents
After numerous complaints about the divisive Hall of Presidents, Disney finally amended the attraction to just include the ones that owned slaves.
Statue of Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse
Many park goers have asked the statue to be taken down after becoming familiar with the lengthy history of antisemitism from Mickey Mouse
The Twin Towers of Terror
This 2001 remodeling of the infamous Tower of Terror was not the respectful, solemn tribute Disney planned on.
Jungle Cruise
This longtime Disney river ride famously had to be recently redesigned after park goers found its relation to the abysmal Dwayne Johnson movie offensive
Giant Shrine to Adolf Hitler
The imagineers kind of dropped the ball with this one
Bambi’s Mom Steakhouse
The food here is pretty good, but it’s all just in shockingly poor taste. Don’t let your children read the kid’s menu, whatever you do
‘This World Is Huge, Frankly’
A less popular counterpoint to the classic “It’s a small world after all,” exhibit, this wildly unpopular water ride is three hours long and is infamous for its lack of bathroom breaks.
The Last Jedi Pavilion
While some fans stick up for this section of the park, others believe it insults longtime fans of other pavilions and disregards everything they liked about past areas
Goofy the Dog’s Poppers and Quaalude Shop
These specialty shops have drawn the ire of parents since they started appearing in the park several years ago, but are unlikely to be taken away anytime soon, due to their massive popularity with the children.
Splash Mountain
What the fuck? Oh great, now I’m gonna be wet all day.
Chip N Dale’s Dumpster Dive
This guided tour of the alley where the park’s restaurants keep their garbage inspires much controversy, with critics saying it boils down to park guests being charged to eat trash.
A Black Man
Conservatives have begun boycotting Disneyland after the corporation shamelessly went woke and allowed a black guest into the park
