OAKLAND, Calif. — Popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer Brandon Ewing, known by his online moniker ‘Atrioc,’ released an apology for looking at deep fake pornography of his fellow streamers, saying he would only masturbate to real photos of them going forward.
“I can’t express my embarrassment, I swear that from now on I will only jerk off to real, actual photos of these women from their Instagram or Twitch feeds,” a sobbing Atrioc said on stream. “Deep fake porn is so wrong and sick; my fans, my friends, and my wife have my word that I will only get my rocks off to actual, human photos of my coworkers and friend’s girlfriends in the future. I just hope you can forgive me, I was morbidly curious about the computer-generated porn I completely forgot I could crank it to regular pictures of my friends. And I don’t even have to pay for those.”
Fellow streamer and current boyfriend of one of the women featured in the Deep Fakes Ludwig Ahgren released his statement on his friend’s apology.
“It’s gross to think of one of my best friends and collaborators rubbing one out to my girlfriend,” Ahgren said. “I hope he’s learned his lesson that you should only whack it to actual, non-fake images of them. He could do better by taking a page out of my book: whenever I jerk off to his wife, she’s always real and fully clothed.”
At press time, sources reported that Atrioc will atone for his actions by sending deep fake porn of himself to the affected women repeatedly and unsolicited.
