YouTuber Jirard the Completionist has finally completed his longest playthrough yet: his career.
Since he began his YouTube channel Jirard has reportedly finished over 400 games with 100% completion. But the completion of his career was by far the most intensive and time-consuming of all his playthroughs.
“I’ve completed a lot of games in my career but the work that went into this was by far the most effort,” Jirard said. “Once I learned that I needed the bad ending for 100% completion I started preparing. I didn’t actually think it would take this long but once that charity money started rolling in I figured it couldn’t hurt to keep going a while longer … There were a lot of achievements needed to attain this. Gaining public trust, letting the allegations simmer, making a fairly aggressive apology before fully imploding. It was a lot to do but I’m happy that this completion is finally finished, all the money has been given to charity and I can rest.”
When asked about the golf tournament money Jirard was ushered away by lawyers before he could answer.
Jirard’s accountant James Byrde gave a little more detail into the alleged scheme.
“The plan was always to get caught. I told Jirard there were many accounting tricks I could employ to keep anyone from finding that money but he was adamant that he was just doing this to attain career completion. So I made it as obvious as possible,” Byrde said.
When asked about the golf tournament money, Byrde simply laughed and walked away.
Jirard’s friends are happy for him obtaining this completion.
“Jirard is the nicest guy I know, it’s really sad that some people will try to vilify him for achieving this monumental completion just because he committed a little fraud to do it. They’re not thinking of the big picture,” said his friend Bernie. “He donated the money once he got caught so I don’t know why anyone is mad at him. He’s such a good dude.”
As of press time, Jirard was seen paying a lawyer $400 an hour to ask if he could sue the entire internet.
