LOS ANGELES – HBO announced this week that the long awaited third season of Euphoria will finally resume filming 50 years from now once all the stars of the show are finally washed up and won’t have a choice.
“We’re really excited to have a tentative start date for season 3 in 2074,” Sam Levinson, creator of the show tweeted on Sunday. “We’d obviously prefer to get back to filming much sooner but with everyone’s busy schedules it’s just hard finding time. It’s definitely just a scheduling issue and not at all because no one wants to do it anymore.”
Stars of the show, Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, and Sydney Sweeney were all unavailable to comment on the delay or even confirm the supposed Spring 2074 start date. However, Zendaya’s publicist, Darius Groveland, released a statement on her behalf:
“Zendaya loves Euphoria and working with Sam and all that. But she’s one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood right now. She’s got that new sexy tennis movie coming out soon and that’s where her focus is. Once she’s done with press for that and a few more Spider-man movies and Dune sequels and they offer her 12 times her previous rate, she’ll be happy to return to playing Rue.”
Fans of the show have been reportedly losing hope and wondering if season 3 will ever happen or if its just wishful thinking.
“It’s just really heartbreaking I may not get to see these characters that I love ever again,” said Euphoria super fan, Fanny Henderson. “I just worry that by the time a season 3 might finally come out I’ll be too old to relate to the characters. I might realize how terrible and malicious half of the characters in the show really are. Or I won’t be able to glorify a lifestyle of sex, drugs, and toxic relationships!”
At press time, Sydney Sweeney is said to be currently considering the scripts of Euphoria Season 3 and Madame Web 2 to see which one would make the best kindling for her fireplace.
