In a clip that recently went viral on social media, conservative political activist Charlie Kirk steered the conversation on his online radio show to a perceived lack of traditional values in post-modernist Hentai.
“When this country was great, hentai was between one awkward Japanese high schooler and a harem of 3-5 immortal space princesses,” said the founder of Turning Point USA to a packed auditorium. “Now, thanks to the woke left, we’re seeing orcs banging tentacle monsters, and she-elfs get freaky with cat demons. We are witnessing the fall of the West and it’s like no one cares!”
Kirk’s words were generally well received by the crowd of young conservatives, many of whom cheered in agreement in the chat. To Samuel Radke, a software engineer and life-long Hentai enthusiast, Kirk’s fiery speech echoed some of his own concerns about a genre of online porn that he believes is in danger of losing its deep-rooted connection to his faith.
“I thank Hentai for shaping a lot of my own worldview, and I think it’s disgusting to see what it’s become under Biden and the Democrats,” Radke said. “I’ve noticed a distinct decrease in the average breast size of a lot of the characters I’ve known for years, and I just know that isn’t what God intended. The Bible says, ‘What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder,’ and I genuinely believe that passage is about animated titties.”
Kirk went on to argue for a return to “traditional hentai” that centered on “God, country, and guys getting bloody noses when they see a bra.”
At press time, Turning Point USA announced the development of an overtly conservative Hentai series voiced by Roseanne Barr and contributors from the Daily Wire.
