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Advice: How Accurately Can I Sing This Anime Theme Song Before It Feels Racist?

LOS ANGELES — Local anime fan Tyler Jenkins has recently found himself in a cultural conundrum: wondering how accurately he can sing his favorite anime theme songs without crossing the line into unintentional racism, sources close to the karaoke machine reported.

“It’s like, how precise can my Japanese accent be before it’s problematic?” said the self-proclaimed ‘otaku’. “Is it wrong to be flawless?”

Friends of Jenkins report a noticeable tension during karaoke nights. “Tyler’s rendition of ‘Cruel Angel’s Thesis’ from ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ was a bit too spot-on,” said his friend, Maya Hernandez. “We couldn’t decide if we were impressed or if we should ask people to stop filming.”

Karaoke DJ, Mark Lee, has seen his share of questionable performances. “You get these anime superfans trying so hard to nail the original Japanese lyrics, and it’s like, dude, just sing the English cover. This isn’t the Tokyo Dome; it’s Dave’s Tavern.”

Sociolinguist Dr. Emily Chang warns of the fine line between cultural homage and mean-spirited parody: “Appreciation can quickly slip into something much darker; It’s complex, and the karaoke bar might not be the best place to explore these nuances unless you’ve got just a killer voice.”

Anime enthusiast and weary East Asian friend-of-a-friend groups have started offering ‘Sensitivity Singing Workshops’ aimed at navigating the tricky waters between fandom and faux pas.

The classes seem to be working: At press time, Jenkins was seen sheepishly transitioning from a full-throated rendition of the ‘Naruto’ opening to a safer, less linguistically challenging Disney song.

Observers noted a collective sigh of relief from the crowd, and at least one clearly audible “Oh, thank god.”