Holy shit, gamers, there’s finally a drink that’s just for you! Coca Cola has teamed up with League of Legends to create a soda that’s just for gamers, and here’s everything we know about it.
They are filled with Jim Ryan’s piss
Don’t worry, there’s also a Zero Sugar version
It just won the Game Award for “sexiest beverage”
Ending water’s 20 year reign, we have a new king of drinks!
It’s “Code Red” at the Mtn Dew factories
Mtn Dew is doing everything in their power to make even more soda for gamers
Instead of names along the side, they have racial slurs
This is really fucked up, but you have to commend Coca Cola’s commitment to making a true gamer beverage
Double XP weekends have never been easier
You can buy two cans at once and legally no one can stop you (if you can prove you’re a gamer)
Dark Souls
Have you ever played the game Dark Souls? It’s really hard, which means it’s good
You can level up by drinking it
With enough cans of Coke consumed, soon your Type 1 Diabetes can level up to Type 2
It’s very healthy to drink
For legal reasons, we have to specify that we mean it will be healthy for society once all the gamers die out
Drinking it will NOT make you a gamer
Only hard work, dedication, and a hatred for anyone who doesn’t look exactly like you can do that.
It will have no impact on the release date of Silksong
Sorry
