Seth Finkelstein
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Cinema! Boy, do we love it. The silver screen, the comfy seats, the emergency exits at the front, side, and…
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Alex McMillan
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CULVER CITY, Calif. — A man who has spent the weekend bingeing a British game show he found on YouTube…
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Joe Rumrill
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SILVER LAKE, Calif. — A first date went south in seconds yesterday when a local woman heard the man-child she…
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Joe Rumrill
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CLEVELAND — Legendary reclusive creator of Calvin & Hobbes Bill Watterson reportedly validated your entire existence recently when he confirmed…
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Kevin Podas
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HOKKAIDO — In a genre-defying power move, new shonen protagonist Yusuke D. Wakamura hates his fucking friend group and doesn’t…
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Corey Arbor
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DALY CITY, Calif. — Self-described otaku Frank Nelson, otherwise known as Nelson-senpai, was shocked to discover that the manga he…
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Doug Kolic
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NEW YORK CITY — Beloved crime fighter Spider-Man took people by surprise recently by announcing it would be kind of…
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Camden Brazile
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SANTA FE, New Mexico — Beloved fantasy writer George R. R. Martin was reportedly seen in a fervor today after…
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Travis Tack
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NEW YORK CITY — After acquiring a beautiful brownstone earlier this year, Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav announced his…
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Kevin Podas
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HOLLYWOOD — After sharing his general opinions on recent movies and the current state of cinema at large, the internet…
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