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July 25, 2021

Man Settles In to Watch Last 20 Minutes of Avatar on the Big TV at Best Buy

Man Settles In to Watch Last 20 Minutes of Avatar on the Big TV at Best Buy

IRVINE, Calif. — Local customer Michael Reeves has reportedly taken a break from shopping for printer ink after noticing the third act of the 2009…

July 23, 2021

Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not

Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not

TULSA, Okla. — Local moviegoer Nick Hancock decided, as he sat in his seat to watch the new Nicolas Cage film Pig, that he would…

July 23, 2021

Man’s Friends Realize All His Jokes Just Quotes From ‘The Simpsons’

Man’s Friends Realize All His Jokes Just Quotes From ‘The Simpsons’

LOS ANGELES — Local man Herman Gunther reportedly realized that his supposedly funny friend Matt has been stealing all of his funny quotes from the…

July 22, 2021

Defeated Merriam-Webster Editor Adds ‘Chungus’ to Dictionary

Defeated Merriam-Webster Editor Adds ‘Chungus’ to Dictionary

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Sullenly approving the final edits for publication before breaking out a package of Marlboro Reds for the first time in a decade,…

July 20, 2021

Werewolf Hunter Keeps Forgetting Silver Bullets Kill Regular People Too

Werewolf Hunter Keeps Forgetting Silver Bullets Kill Regular People Too

CEDAR CITY, Utah — Werewolf hunter Mattias Grimm has been under fire recently for a series of botched werewolf hunts while patrolling the city at…

July 20, 2021

Jackass 4 to Feature ‘Abolutely Fucking Twisted’ Footage of Steve-O Continuing to Improve His Life

Jackass 4 to Feature ‘Abolutely Fucking Twisted’ Footage of Steve-O Continuing to Improve His Life

LOS ANGELES — A new trailer promises Jackass Forever will depict Steve-O doing “all kinds of sick shit” to further his personal journey toward health…

July 18, 2021

The Top 5 Funniest Netflix Screenshots of All Time

The Top 5 Funniest Netflix Screenshots of All Time

There are some insanely funny television shows and movies on Netflix that simply cannot be explained with just words. That’s why we’ve collected the top…

July 17, 2021

George Jetson Quietly Sings Own Theme Song to Remember If Wife’s Name Is Jane or Judy

George Jetson Quietly Sings Own Theme Song to Remember If Wife’s Name Is Jane or Judy

ORBIT CITY — George Jetson, a longtime employee of Spacely’s Sprockets, was overheard by colleagues earlier today as he quietly tried to remember the words…

July 17, 2021

Peacock Debuts New ‘We Give You Three Bucks a Month’ Plan

Peacock Debuts New ‘We Give You Three Bucks a Month’ Plan

PHILADELPHIA — Facing an increasingly competitive streaming marketplace, Comcast has announced its newest subscription tier for its struggling Peacock platform, one wherein users will receive…