January 26, 2022 HBO’s ‘Sad People Fuck’ Renewed for Second Season HBO’s ‘Sad People Fuck’ Renewed for Second Season NEW YORK — Last fall’s breakthrough hit Sad People Fuck has been renewed by HBO for a second season to premiere later this year, sources…
January 25, 2022 Film-Buff Priest Absolves Shitty Director of CinemaSins Film-Buff Priest Absolves Shitty Director of CinemaSins NEW YORK — After his sermon this past Sunday, Catholic priest and notable film buff Father Murphy posted up in a confessional booth, absolving church-goers…
January 24, 2022 Zack Snyder to Make 4-Hour, 1.33:1 Aspect Ratio Version of Joss Whedon’s Vulture Interview Zack Snyder to Make 4-Hour, 1.33:1 Aspect Ratio Version of Joss Whedon’s Vulture Interview LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker Zack Snyder announced today that he is working on a 4-hour remake of Joss Whedon’s interview with Vulture in which he…
January 22, 2022 Podcast Fan Not Sure What to Listen to While Looking for Something to Listen To Podcast Fan Not Sure What to Listen to While Looking for Something to Listen To BROOKSVILLE, Fla. — Local audiophile Tanya Binns has been searching for a podcast to occupy her ears while she desperately looks for a podcast to…
January 21, 2022 Despicable: This NYC Man, West Elm Caleb, Is Dating a New Girl Every Week Despicable: This NYC Man, West Elm Caleb, Is Dating a New Girl Every Week The women of the popular dancing children app TikTok have lit up this week, after realizing that nearly every one of them living in New…
January 21, 2022 Sparsely Attended ‘Rocky Horror’ Showing Even Sadder Than Usual Tonight Sparsely Attended ‘Rocky Horror’ Showing Even Sadder Than Usual Tonight GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Due to the passing of singer and actor Meat Loaf, this evening’s monthly showing of cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture…
January 20, 2022 Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career PUERTO RICO — Still reeling from his very avoidable public error in financial judgment, YouTuber, podcast host, and controversial celebrity boxer Logan Paul has reportedly…
January 20, 2022 Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To SARASOTA, Fla. — A Facebook meme group about the children’s show Electro-Friends has a more complex web of conflict than the show itself, several members…
January 19, 2022 Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters Denies Application From Girl Who Claims to Be Mutant-Level Empath Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters Denies Application From Girl Who Claims to Be Mutant-Level Empath ATHENS, Ga. — Local teen Ashlyn Parker was rejected from Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters on the basis that she wasn’t given ample time to…
