Peter Ferrarese
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December 8, 2024
NEW YORK — Multiple eyewitnesses claimed to have seen the assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson emerging from a conveniently-placed…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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December 6, 2024
Brilliant industrialist and Shadow President-elect Elon Musk has recently suggested buying Hasbro, because this selfless hero has dedicated himself to…
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OSAKA, Japan — Following the recent reveal of Super Nintendo World's Donkey Kong Country expansion, Nintendo has issued a statement…
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Jack H.
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December 4, 2024
MILWAUKEE — The closing arguments for the State of Wisconsin v. Peter Gundy were made today, with a self-represented Gundy…
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Kyle Duggan
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December 3, 2024
NEW YORK — Disgraced president George Sears, also known as Solidus Snake, was unable to execute his plan to restore…
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Johnny Amizich
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December 3, 2024
GARY, Ind. — Gary resident Eric Biggins, who goes by the online alias TigBittyEnjoyer69 despite the fact that he has…
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — A newly announced battle pass for this year’s entry of “Seasonal Depression” promises to help users…
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Casey Smith
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December 2, 2024
Editor's Note: The following list was emailed to Hard Drive from Merrick Garland’s official Justice Department email address. He has…
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Steve Packosky
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December 2, 2024
WINTHROP HARBOR, Ill. — Local conservative video game enthusiast Kyle Sturver found himself arguing for the supposed merits of “Wolfenstein”…
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Michael Shurtz
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December 1, 2024
REEDSPORT, Ore. — The nationally syndicated radio show “Delilah” has publicly banned Stardew Valley resident Clint for an unprecedented amount…
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