James Kinneen
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TEUTONS VILLAGE — An internal memo written by a Teutonic gold miner to his king arguing that male villagers are…
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David Tyler
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BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…
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Seth Macy
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…
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Edgar Towner
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SAN DIEGO, Cali. — Aerial Domination, the new drone-themed expansion pack for the Army-sponsored military shooter America’s Army, has earned…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to…
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M.J. Amory
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…
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