Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…
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Nicky Martin
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MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching…
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M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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Bobby D. Lux
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…
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WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his…
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David Tyler
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NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization…
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Neil Floyd
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WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — Protests outside the former Tony Hawk Pro Skater level “Warehouse” entered their third day as local…
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Neil Floyd
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HIGH EARTH ORBIT — The United States’ new Space Force, announced by President Trump this week, suffered a crushing defeat…
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