Gabriel Stahr
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WASHINGTON — RFK Jr. Shocked reporters attending a press conference on Saturday when in a completely unprompted diatribe he confessed…
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Andrew Quemere
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NEW YORK — New York City Mayor Eric Adams, who was indicted on federal bribery charges in September, was escorted…
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Patrick Sullivan
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LOS ANGELES — A post-show poll from Reuters revealed that the middle class did not see any reason to vote…
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Hard Drive Staff
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, who recently revealed his desire to found a video game publishing company, promised to eliminate…
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Kyle Duggan
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Look, we all know that the Avengers are in big trouble. After a series of crushing defeats, their popularity is…
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Kyle Duggan
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NEW YORK — Disgraced president George Sears, also known as Solidus Snake, was unable to execute his plan to restore…
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Casey Smith
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Editor's Note: The following list was emailed to Hard Drive from Merrick Garland’s official Justice Department email address. He has…
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Kyle Duggan
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HYRULE CASTLE — Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the recently deposed King of Hyrule, expressed his desire for the usurper Ganondorf to…
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Matt Fresh
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In the weeks since the election, the Democrats have been scrambling to figure out just what went wrong. How did…
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Peter Ferrarese
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UNITED STATES — Players across the “America” server have found themselves struggling with a new patch from the game devs…
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