Garry Kerls
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PASADENA, Calif. — After eight long years, the wait for a second Trump Presidency is finally over. But as the…
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Jacob Albrecht
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There are many qualities by which you can measure a president: age, socio-economic impact, frequency of gaffes; but little has…
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Matt Fresh
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Jimmy Carter, best known for being the only US President who will ever see heaven, has passed away at the…
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Gabriel Stahr
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WASHINGTON — RFK Jr. Shocked reporters attending a press conference on Saturday when in a completely unprompted diatribe he confessed…
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Andrew Quemere
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NEW YORK — New York City Mayor Eric Adams, who was indicted on federal bribery charges in September, was escorted…
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Patrick Sullivan
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LOS ANGELES — A post-show poll from Reuters revealed that the middle class did not see any reason to vote…
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Hard Drive Staff
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, who recently revealed his desire to found a video game publishing company, promised to eliminate…
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Kyle Duggan
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Look, we all know that the Avengers are in big trouble. After a series of crushing defeats, their popularity is…
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Kyle Duggan
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NEW YORK — Disgraced president George Sears, also known as Solidus Snake, was unable to execute his plan to restore…
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