Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Congress has continued its shocking admissions regarding our contact with alien life today, confirming that all of those…
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Joshua Hudson
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WASHINGTON — A damning new report has revealed that former president Bill Clinton was seen on the flight logs to…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — At a news conference earlier today, Mitch McConnell shocked the gathered crowd as he displayed what’s known in…
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Kyle Duggan
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It’s a little known fact that every U.S. Senator is issued a Nintendo Switch and a copy of Animal Crossing:…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey, Gamers! 43 here. I'm sick and tired of Obama getting praised every time he fills out a bracket or…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Billionaires and social media CEOs Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have agreed to a mixed martial arts…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Since the dawn of our nation in 1776, 45 power-hungry ghouls have risen the ranks of our society to become…
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Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After notably holding out for a few years, the Toadstool Tour has merged with the Saudi Arabian…
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Mark Roebuck
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Listen up you ungrateful bastards, an elder is talking! I’ve seen the crap you morons are saying about how it’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Actor and outspoken supporter of Ukraine Mark Hamill has asked government officials to deploy him in a…
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