Patrick Sullivan
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LOS ANGELES — A post-show poll from Reuters revealed that the middle class did not see any reason to vote…
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Jus Kaplan
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LOS ANGELES — Famed Hollywood writer, director, and producer Ryan Murphy has reportedly yelped in a startling fit of ecstasy…
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Hard Drive Staff
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, who recently revealed his desire to found a video game publishing company, promised to eliminate…
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Hard Drive Reporter
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Social worker Jeff Phillips was seen excited downloading Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)” despite…
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Mike Moran
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REHOBETH BEACH, Del. — A prominent “fedora guy” was apparently demoted in popularity in favor of a new “kilt guy,”…
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Peter Ferrarese
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NEW YORK — Multiple eyewitnesses claimed to have seen the assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson emerging from a conveniently-placed…
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Kyle Duggan
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Look, we all know that the Avengers are in big trouble. After a series of crushing defeats, their popularity is…
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — A newly announced battle pass for this year’s entry of “Seasonal Depression” promises to help users…
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Casey Smith
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Editor's Note: The following list was emailed to Hard Drive from Merrick Garland’s official Justice Department email address. He has…
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Steve Packosky
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WINTHROP HARBOR, Ill. — Local conservative video game enthusiast Kyle Sturver found himself arguing for the supposed merits of “Wolfenstein”…
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