Michael Irving
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December 10, 2024
NEW YORK — Warner Bros. CEO David Zaslav has been found dead on the street, under an anvil with the…
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I love Denzel Washington, but his acting range has been curbed by prudish Hollywood directors for decades. Denzel recently revealed…
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Kyle Duggan
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December 7, 2024
Look, we all know that the Avengers are in big trouble. After a series of crushing defeats, their popularity is…
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Matt Fresh
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December 6, 2024
CHICAGO — A recent screening of the new hit film Wicked was disturbed when an unruly and inconsiderate patron rudely…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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December 6, 2024
Brilliant industrialist and Shadow President-elect Elon Musk has recently suggested buying Hasbro, because this selfless hero has dedicated himself to…
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Dan Katz
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December 5, 2024
HOLLYWOOD — A major movie studio has confirmed that production has begun on an animated remake of a beloved live-action…
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Matt Fresh
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December 5, 2024
NEW YORK — In a shocking development, after hundreds of years spent haunting individuals into good behavior the Ghosts of…
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OSAKA, Japan — Following the recent reveal of Super Nintendo World's Donkey Kong Country expansion, Nintendo has issued a statement…
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Matt Fresh
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November 29, 2024
CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the…
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Tyler Pehringer
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November 27, 2024
Like all of you, I can't get enough Dwayne Johnson. It's always fun to go to the theater and see…
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